Jokes!

-Only in math problems can you buy 60 watermelons without someone asking what the heck is wrong with you.

- Why did the audience not like the popcorn's jokes? Because they were too corny

-Why did the chicken cross he road? To get to the other side. Ha ha ha...

-Burger King lies to you every day. Last time I went there my fries were way too greasy and my chicken was dry. Obviously, I didn't have it my way...

-Isn't it funny how Justin Bieber sings like a girl AND wears purple... maybe he IS a girl...